Now a days the goal for Halloween isn't to look as scary as possible, it is to look as sexy and hot as possible. So while you are busy trying to figure out what sexy character you wish to embody this Halloween, keep in mind to avoid these ones:
Freddy Kruger
Kayleigh: Claws for hands and mass murdering isn't exactly a turn on.
Cory J: Just make sure that she doesn't dig her nails into your back too hard
Clown
Kayleigh: This is not helping my fear of clowns or my fear of skanks
Cory J: How many times do I have to tell you people... NO CLOWNS!
Vampiress
Kayleigh: The whole 'everyone loving vampires' thing is going way to far
Cory J: Hey, it'd work if you're hitting up Saturday night at Club 23
Maid in China
Kayleigh: Uh... what?
Cory J: I'd still hit it
Working Girl Costume
Kayleigh: Well, girls usually dress like prostitutes for Halloween anyways...at least she's upfront about it.
Cory J: Hey, this is the same outfit that my date wore last weekend!
Bowling Girl
Kayleigh: Because nothing is sexier than bowling
Cory J: Form fitting clothing is so 2008, this year it's all about baggy potato sack styles!
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