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We originally touched on the Science of Douchebag Behaviors in June when we answered the enduring question “What’s the deal with that douchebag?” Now, after Kanye Wests kicking a puppy attack on Taylor Swift at the MTV Video Awards last night, ladies and gentlemen we have found a new king of the douches.

For those of you living under a bridge, at the most recent MTV Video Awards the innocent mouse known as Taylor Swift was proudly accepting her first Moon Man for Best Female Video when Kanye hijacked her microphone and announced that Beyonce was more deserving of the award. Beyonce looking quite mortified later won Video of the Year and graciously gave her acceptance speech time to Taylor.

Kanye gave a half-assed apology on his blog which was later taken down with no explanation. Fans and celebrities alike have taken upon social networks like Twitter to show their intolerance of this uber douche behavior.

Pink twittered: Kanye west is the biggest piece of s**t on earth. Quote me. Beyonce is a classy lady.I feel for her, too.Its not her fault at all, and her and taylor did their thing. And douche bag got kicked out. HA.

So what’s the deal with that douchebag you ask? It could be that fame has gotten to his head, it could be his hot bald girlfriend or he could simply be a doucheaholic, someone who just can’t help being a sleazy asshole. So alas, douche bags everywhere have their hero- sorry Chris Brown it is time for you to step down and let someone else enjoy the spotlight for a while.

We just have one final question for Kanye- how could you be so heartless?