dating4
Toronto
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All the tips you'll ever need:
www.moderndating.zymichost.com
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x-stacey
Calgary
I geek in heels!
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I think I need an insulin shot.... too sweet!
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Posted: 5/7/2008 7:56:09 PM
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Tyler-Durden
Vancouver
Gamer n proud of it!
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That guy is really hammering that site
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Posted: 5/7/2008 8:25:00 PM
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dating4
Toronto
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haha, this site actually gives decent advice
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Posted: 5/7/2008 9:06:08 PM
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tripple b
Toronto
*Le*Sigh*
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Do you think someone would actually go to this site if the tips are for "losers"? If by going to the site they are admitting they are a loser?
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Posted: 5/8/2008 5:31:48 AM
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tripple b
Toronto
*Le*Sigh*
Posts : 23,249
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here is some of the dating advice "losers" are getting
Smelling Well
Use deodorants. Under normal circumstances most people hate sweat odor. Hate it.
I am not even talking about using perfumes. Perfumes can be used ADDITIONALLY. I am talking about non-smelling, which is more important than good-smelling.
And *cough* pick-up lines as "I am stinking. Please wash me!" are wrong.
Marginal note: You cannot worsen things by non-smelling, you can however worsen things by perfumes (if you use the same/similar perfume her former boy-friend used).
Bring Something Special to the Table
Would you (as a man) EVER wear those fancy fashion clothes women wear? Would you ever color your eyelids green? Would you ever walk around in tight high heels?
No! You see, this is another example of different thinking between a woman and a man: Women love that "special something". Woman love to look attractive.
This gives you advantages if you
wear a hat, neckerchief, necklace....
wear new designer clothes. Even if a women is not a style-addict your new clothes will make an impression
wear a, say, teddy bear with you. As stupid as it may sound, but you will get attention and women will probably ask you questions. You can start a talk by saying that you repair the teddy bear, or what the bear's name is etc
Having something "quirky" shows that you are self-confident. Self-confidence is another thing women love. Please read Be successful and self-confident.
In fact some women are so fixated to wear something special themselves that they begin to HATE the other girl on a formal party who by accident wears the same dress.
Do not be Drunk
For women who want to make the first step and are incredibly shy a drunk man may be welcome. But for most women a drunk man is a no-go, and same for men looking for girlfriend material. The alcohol stench and the slavering is usually UNWANTED. Moreover you may also get a bad fame.
If you absolutely must drink a little, then keep it to a minimum, such as no more than a glass. A glass of wine may be interpreted as sophistication, which is always good.
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LMFAO - you have got to be kidding me. I don't think this information is really going to help any "LOSER" that actually goes to this site for help.
If you actually need to go to a site like this for help... chances are that any "help" isn't going to really do much for you in the long run any way.
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Posted: 5/8/2008 5:43:37 AM
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droopy dra...
Los Angeles
No I'm Not Skuhlz
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On 5/8/2008 5:47:22 AM, tripple b wrote:
I didn't wear deoderant or carry a teddy bear on our first date....
....oh and I was also drunk.
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Classy.
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Posted: 5/8/2008 8:34:27 AM
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droopy dra...
Los Angeles
No I'm Not Skuhlz
Posts : 714
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On 5/8/2008 8:10:06 AM, tourist trap wrote:
Well, I know I'll never show up half in the bag for a date again.
I love the fact that it's been written so that a retard could understand it (because it appears to be written by/for retards).
What kind of a subhuman doesn't know that you have to bathe and not show up drunk? Wait...
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I think the internet has plenty of proof that all types of people exist.
If Losers were a precious commodity, the internet is a gold mine.
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Posted: 5/8/2008 8:36:05 AM
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tourist trap
Fredericton
Penguin Lover
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On 5/8/2008 8:36:05 AM, droopy drawers wrote:
I think the internet has plenty of proof that all types of people exist.
If Losers were a precious commodity, the internet is a gold mine.
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You needed proof that all types of people exist?
The internet is full of lonely and desperate people, so is the world. I guess lonely people are what they are calling losers.
So, happy surfing...
Hahahahaha
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Posted: 5/8/2008 11:31:15 AM
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droopy dra...
Los Angeles
No I'm Not Skuhlz
Posts : 714
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On 5/8/2008 11:31:15 AM, tourist trap wrote:
You needed proof that all types of people exist?
The internet is full of lonely and desperate people, so is the world. I guess lonely people are what they are calling losers.
So, happy surfing...
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good one. i felt that burn in my herpes inflamation.
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Posted: 5/8/2008 11:39:16 AM
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DATING ADVICE FOR LOSERS
