Dirty Rotten Dance Party Details
Come get down for the Dirty Rotten Dance Party!!
$7 cover, $5 with RSVP to firstname.lastname@example.org
Unless youve been laying in a miserable hole in the ground with your stupid head lodged awkwardly in a large pot of honey for the past 77-and-a-half years, you have undoubtedly had your eyes, ears and long, beautiful legs opened by the mellifluous melodies and bitch-strangling beats of the dastardly DJ known this side of the Carpathian Mountains as Marmon. Raised by wolves in the jungles of India, the savage sampler took to the turn tables like a duck to plum sauce. Known primarily for his sultry, slutty funk, deeply perverse danciness and the impressively high body count at his live shows, the depraved lunatic was once even heard to describe his music, entirely out of context, as delicious, warm apple pie gingerly garnished with hot sauce. I swear to Christ if you dont piss yourself when you see him, youll wet the bed later that night.