Another Excuse Presents:
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WHEN 2 MATURE AND RESPONSIBLE PROMO GROUPS REALLY LOVE EACH OTHER THEY COME TOGETHER AND COLLABORATE YOU GET:
ANOTHER EXCUSE VS OCEANS!
THURSDAY MAY 28TH 2009
HERE IT GOES A LITTLE SOMETHIN' LIKE THIS!
PEANUT BUTTER + CHOCOLATE = DELICIOUS
EBONY + IVORY = LIVIN' IN PERFECT HARMONY
HANNAH MONTANA + MILEY CYRUS = 1
DOWN/DIAGIONAL RIGHT/RIGHT + PUNCH = HADOKEN
ANOTHER EXCUSE + OCEANS = PARTY + EPICNESS
IT'S SCIENCE!
Featuring:
Jimmy Bebyck is Kickin it off like Tai Bo! He's gonna be ripping up the dance floor so hard you'd think it was Extreme Makeover Home Edition! HE'S GONNA MAKE Y'ALL FLIP LIKE PANCAKES!
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2ManyToms a.k.a your best friends will be playin' electro so wild you'd think your body was being taken over by Somali pirates! In addition they will be landing a plane in the Hudson river with their BRONERIFIC tuneskies.
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Jarvis Retel - [jar-vis reht-l]
Noun:
1. inspiring awe: an awesome sight.
2. showing or characterized by awe.
3. Slang. very impressive: That new white convertible is totally Jarvis Retel.
(aka definition of awesome)
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And last but not least!
The world's most literal and non ironic in any way 80's porno moustache will be hanging out on the upper lip of NICK SABER who will get the crowd jumping like they're tryin to stomp Goombas (the mushroom dudes in mario. Jeez)!!
WE GOT YO DRINK DRANK RIGHT HERE!
3.50 CANS OF BEER!
6.50 Doubles!!!
TURN THE "RECESSION" TO "REFRESHMENT"
10 DOLLARS @ THE DOOR (YOU CAN'T BITTORRENT THIS SHIT SO YOU MIGHT AS WELL COME DOWN!)
10 PM TIL 2 AM
19+
NO GUNS (Sorry T.I)
NO DRUGS (Sorry Amy Winehouse)
NO DOUCHEBAGS (Sorry Bill O'Reilly)
NO VAMPIRES (Sorry Edward Cullen)