Seattle
Hey Tranny it's Tranny vs Party Schmarty
Monday, December 31, 2012 (8:00 PM - 2:00 AM) | 
Neumos 925 E Pike (Corner of 10th and Seattle WA (Capitol Hill/First Hill)
Nark Magazine Presents
Hey Tranny it’s Tranny vs Party Schmarty
Hey Tranny it’s Tranny vs Party Schmarty
Featuring your hosts Ben Delacreme, Jinkx Monsoon, Alaska Thunderfuck with characters including Kitten Larue, Cherdonna and Lou more! DJ’d by Nark with live performance by The Intelligence
Alaska Thunderfuck
In March of 1966 an unidentified spacecraft crash landed in the Matanuska Valley in the south-central region of Alaska. Officials of the US government were able to recover one lifeform from the crash– a highly radioactive and severely disfigured alien being of unknown species who identified her/itself as Alaska Thunderfuck 5000. While no signs of food or water or other forms of sustenance were found onboard the spacecraft, an Elmer’s gluestick, a can of Tab energy drink, and a 1972 copy of Vanity Fair magazine were the only items recovered from the smoldering wreckage.
After being examined and studied by officials of the US government, the genderless and sexless being was held captive against her will in a top secret research facility in Alaska, before making a daring escape sometime in the mid 1980s. “She must have slipped out while I was in the john,” explained the night watchman.
The Thunderfuck being has been on the loose ever since, and remains on the run from government officials. Her attempts to maintain a low profile have been mostly successful, posing as a female-impersonator/drag queen/human being, performing acts of filth and depravity in gay bars, gin joints, and transsexual hideouts across the nation. Her status as renegade extra terrestrial has garnered her some notoriety among homosexuals, transients, and other drug-addled drifter types, and there is even rumoured to be a strain of marijuana named after her.
After being examined and studied by officials of the US government, the genderless and sexless being was held captive against her will in a top secret research facility in Alaska, before making a daring escape sometime in the mid 1980s. “She must have slipped out while I was in the john,” explained the night watchman.
The Thunderfuck being has been on the loose ever since, and remains on the run from government officials. Her attempts to maintain a low profile have been mostly successful, posing as a female-impersonator/drag queen/human being, performing acts of filth and depravity in gay bars, gin joints, and transsexual hideouts across the nation. Her status as renegade extra terrestrial has garnered her some notoriety among homosexuals, transients, and other drug-addled drifter types, and there is even rumoured to be a strain of marijuana named after her.
Jinkx Monsoon
Jinkx Monsoon is the hardest working single mother in show business. From humble beginnings she has risen to the height of her fame with her razor sharp wit, comedic sensibility and her iconic musical stylings. You can catch her at “An evening at Le Faux” Fridays and Saturdays at Julia’s on Broadway, hosting the #1 celebrity impersonation show in the Northwest. She will also be starring in “Hedwig and the Angry Inch” at The Moore Theater January 15-27th.
Nark
Nark (a.k.a. Kevin Kauer, Editor in Chief of Nark Magazine and Creative Director and Saturday resident of Q Nightclub in Seattle) has been exposing himself at parties around the nation, hip to hip with the finest musicians and record selectors around such as In Flagranti, Jacques Renault, Honey Soundsystem, Tim Sweeney, Victor Rodriguez, Hunee, Sleazy McQueen, Juanita More, DJ Assault, House of Stank and many more. His constant drive to send a dance floor through space keeps a flowing stream of classic club and post-modern disco at your feet, just waiting to tango.
DeLouRue
What happens when three of Seattle’s theatrical and literal Big-Wigs put their hairsprayed heads together in a magical moment of scintillating synergy? “DeLouRue Presents” is birthed! This is “what it would look like if On The Boards and Re-Bar ever had a baby…” (Michael Strangeways). This trio brought you Freedom Fantasia (The Triple Door), Homo For The Holidays (West Hall) and multiple episodes of the instantly legendary Party Schmarty at venues from The Orient Express Traincar to Chop Suey to Teatro Zinzanni! Take one part Ben DeLaCreme (Capitol Hill Creepshow, Tuck), two shakes Kitten LaRue (The Atomic Bombshells, Trainwreck!), and a dollop of Lou Henry Hoover (The Cherdonna and Lou Show, Dance Belt USA…). Add a dash of blah blah blah and VOILA!…the most Muey Eleganza showbiz parfait you’ve ever tasted! “…fucking great, fucking hilarious.” (Dan Savage)
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Monday, December 31, 2012 (8:00 PM - 2:00 AM)
Neumos 925 E Pike (Corner of 10th and, SeattleWA (Capitol Hill/First Hill)
